Welcome, my fellow starfish.

Authenticity is my job, Punk is my life and Reality is my favorite place to be.

You are probably here because you are looking for something specific and I will not hold you up any further.

Note a big fucking Trigger warning: Profanity through out the whole of this entire fucking page.

Chiara Ricciotti

Also known as: Captain Scurro and Witch Chiara.

Writer, Spiritual, medium, professional bamboozler, Genius, Chaotic Mind reader, Storyteller, blogger, Artist.

She is the heart and creator of the unfortunate events. Being sure the world can be saved by her and her team, she travels the world like a Starfish.

My big three: Virgo sun, Scorpio Ascending, Libra Moon

Special Talent: Talking bullshit

Performance: Cinnamon bun